Atheist, are you a descendant of the apes?

DarwinARE YOU A DESCENDANT OF THE APES?
Sometimes it is appropriate to refer to atheists as “descendants of the apes.” I’m sure all of them are highly honored by that title since they are the ones who claim that apes are their noble ancestors.
This explains why atheists have devised the animalistic and heathenistic philosophy of atheism. It is because that is the best philosophy the ape’s descendants can come up with. That is as high as they can rise in their thinking. There has never been an ape during the history of apes that achieved the ability to perceive the existence of God and to worship Him. And so, it is not surprising that descendants of the apes are void of that ability as well.This also explains the awful heathen and abominable fruit descendants of apes produce in the society – why they are so lawless. It must have been a terrible group of apes they descended from, because when you observe apes that exist today, all of them do exactly what apes are suppose to do. But atheists cannot do anything right. Apes today are more civilized than atheists.

True Christians have a far more noble fountain from whence they descended. We were originally created by the Almighty God – created in His image. We did not have to evolve to a higher state, but from the beginning, were created by God as perfect as humans can be. Even though we fell from our created state of perfection in the first man Adam, our Maker brings us back by His uplifting grace. But atheists, as descendants of the apes, have never and will never reached the level of perfection in which God originally created all mankind.

If atheists were human, and weren’t descendants of the apes, they might be able to perceive the beauty of the existence of God, and might have a chance at receiving God’s grace. But alas, animals don’t have that ability and God has no intention on saving animals.

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27 Comments on “Atheist, are you a descendant of the apes?”

  1. Jared Says:

    Yea man I’m a monkey and proud of it.We are all monkeys doncha know?


  2. Everything about your statement was horrid.You are about as intelligent as a child’s inflatable punching toy. I bop it, it springs back, I bop it again and I walk away and forget it ever existed. It slowly deflates in an unused corner of the room, then one day I throw it away.

  3. John Says:

    Ha funny guy, you realise it is a proven fact that we decended from a common ancestor with apes. Its all in the telemeters lol
    But dispite that I must applaud you, your ability to make baseless transending comments has exceeded you. I am most amazed at how you have progressed in this.
    Then again, I guess its the only way you can defend your beliefs as they have no emprical evidence backing them, so you get alot of practise…
    Insult away and disprove evolution by means of ad homiens,
    good luck with that lol

    Btw to the guy above the comment, we arent monkey’s, we are apes. Apes are different to monkeys, since monkeys have a tail and apes don’t. Though we do share a common ancestor.

    I would like evolution to join the roster of other discredited religions, like the Cargo Cult of the South Pacific. Practitioners of Cargo Cult believed that manufactured products were created by ancestral spirits, and if they imitated what they had seen the white man do, they could cause airplanes to appear out of the sky, bringing valuable cargo like radios and TVs. So they constructed “airport towers” out of bamboo and “headphones” out of coconuts and waited for the airplanes to come with the cargo. It may sound silly, but in defense of the Cargo Cult, they did not wait as long for evidence supporting their theory as the Darwinists have waited for evidence supporting theirs.

  4. john Says:

    Evolution a religion?
    Lets get the defintion of a religion straight.
    Quote
    “1 the belief in and worship of a superhuman controlling power, especially a personal God or gods. 2 a particular system of faith and worship”
    (sourced from the oxford dictionary, a widely respected and used one http://www.askoxford.com -web version)
    And because evolution has nothing to do with the belief in a god, nor is a system of faith and worship, as it requires no faith since evidence is used in the process of understanding it and faith is not required when there is evidence evident.(whether you believe it to be correct or not) and there is no system of worship in evolution. Just scientifc application.

    So by definition it does not adhire to the parameters of a religion, therefore cannot be defined as one. So your wrong, evolution isn’t a religion, unless your going to play around with the defintion of a religion and make it so wide that anything could be defined as one, which would then make the point worhtless as the term would lose all meaning.

    Now as for evidence I find it laughable that you state evolutionists have no evidense whatsoever. You have to be pretty blind to ignore that vast amounsts of evidense there is for it. One only has to search it briefly to be amounst wealths of information supporting the subject.

    Anyways nice try to discredit evolution by equivilating it to a religion, which makes no sense anyways, becuase it seems to be implying that since it is a religion it is inherintly errorness, but to say that would be discrediting your own position aswell, since yours is ‘just a religion’ to

    Much thanks for not covering the arguement in insults.

    I believe you missed this earlier:
    “I would like evolution to join the roster of other discredited religions, like the Cargo Cult of the South Pacific. Practitioners of Cargo Cult believed that manufactured products were created by ancestral spirits, and if they imitated what they had seen the white man do, they could cause airplanes to appear out of the sky, bringing valuable cargo like radios and TVs. So they constructed “airport towers” out of bamboo and “headphones” out of coconuts and waited for the airplanes to come with the cargo. It may sound silly, but in defense of the Cargo Cult, they did not wait as long for evidence supporting their theory as the Darwinists have waited for evidence supporting theirs.”

  5. John Says:

    Yes I noticed that, Derr
    You said
    “I would like evolution to join the roster of other discredited religions”
    Therefore equivlating it to a relgion, suggesting that you believe it to be one, so I responded to that.
    And the
    “but in defense of the Cargo Cult, they did not wait as long for evidence supporting their theory as the Darwinists have waited for evidence supporting theirs.”
    Suggested that you are asserting evolution has no evidense for it and I responded to that as I that is wrong.

    But despite that I can hardly see the point you are making, other than going off topic to detract from what is actualy being said.

    Derrrrrr….you mean much like you going off topic accusing me of being off topic.

  6. Shane McDonnell Says:

    When you take medication remember to thank an ape. Most of the people who developed and manufacure modern medicines are atheists. While religions are constantly warring against one another, it is the atheists that are looking for common ground and diplomacy. It looks like we are all descendants of apes biologically, yet it looks like the religious are still closer to lower apes mentally.


  7. “When you take medication remember to thank an ape. Most of the people who developed and manufacure modern medicines are atheists. ”

    Appeal to anonymous authority aside let’s not glossover the facts that peaceful atheist regimes have been responsible for the death of roughly one world trade ceter disaster per day for ten years.
    Thx for playing though.

  8. Morgan Says:

    Is it necessary to criticize atheists in such a disgusting manner? To say we are animals and such? Atheists do not believe that we alone evolved from apes – according to evolution, all humans evolved from apes. You’re just a rude, sad person.

    And you’re a mis-guided reprobate that worships a monkey.
    Talking rocks and breathing mud… LOL!!! Some science!!!
    It’s all there in your religion of evolution.

    Darwin was an apostate preacher who practiced black magic in the south seas and died insane.
    That’s your messiah. ….snickers

  9. Mentallity Says:

    I am an atheist, in Uni currently studying medicinal chemistry, and I have to say that atheiststooges is partially right. While a majority of people who do my course are atheist, its not a high percentage (~40%)

    Just a curious question to him or her, how exactly does evolution works. in your own words. Do you think that a mouse one day gives birth to rabbit? Just trying to figure out your train of thought, whether you’ve got an understanding of it.

    Hi, I’m an Airline pilot long off of the burden of student loans, and living a very good life now. I was once a pre-med student until I realized that all doctors can do is cut, burn, and poison. (True Story) No, I no sooner believe in that than I do in breathing rocks, living mud, and talking monkeys. Not a shred of proof that evolution is even a science.Let me expose only two myths out of hundreds.

    1. The myth that the Neo-Darwinian macro-evolution belief system—as heavily popularized by today’s self-appointed “science experts,” the popular media, academia, and certain government agencies—finds “overwhelming” or even merely unequivocal support in the data of empirical science.

    2. The myth that the alternative—biblical creation—somehow fails to find any compelling, corroborative support in the same data.

  10. Living dead beat Says:

    “Appeal to anonymous authority aside let’s not glossover the facts that peaceful atheist regimes have been responsible for the death of roughly one world trade ceter disaster per day for ten years.”

    If you want to compare numbers lets shall we. Norman Borlaug, who isn’t religious has saved over 245 million lives so far. We also have countless people saved from death every day from medicines developed from our understanding of evolution.

    If you believe in God and that he created everything then you have to hold him accountable for all the illnesses that kill people. Also the flood which killed pretty much EVERYONE, and all the other people he ordered to be killed or killed himself in the bible fairytales. He can’t kill people with small pox anymore though can he? Thanks to science.

    So if you want to go on just numbers you lose….big time.

    Thanks for playing though.

    Appeal to what anonymous authority moron? Are you blind? Silly question withdrawn.
    The numbers for Borlaug that he has allegedly saved (Humanist polls to boot) is dubious at best, and besides he’s a scientist and not a humanitarian. Science is amoral it doesn’t care whether done by a preacher or a doctorate. And to compare a scientist to Christ or MLK is like comparing oranges to apples. Besides, atheism has killed the equivelant of one world trade center disaster per day for ten years. Ask your comrades why this must be. And thats not counting all of the abortions done daily by Godless Physicians looking to make a quick buck and the secular humanists. Too bad your mother didnt believe in abortion also.
    You argument is so weak that it’s laughable.

  11. Apostle Says:

    ..But lets not forget it was the Christians who founded Hospitals, were responsible for freeing the slaves, and preserved science and literature throughout the dark ages.

  12. oisha Says:

    All I can say is that somebody so full of hate that they would spout insults at people they’ve never met, merely for holding opinions opposite to theirs, is clearly no Christian. Look into your heart and ask yourself, “Would Christ be proud of me now?” Be honest. And when you hear that little voice inside your head starting to justify the hate remember Luke 16:15: “You are the ones who justify yourselves in the eyes of men, but God knows your hearts. What is highly valued among men is detestable in God’s sight.”

    I wish I had a single dollar for everytime a whackjob anti-theist came in here throwing out bible verses that they despise all in the name of coming off as a legitimate post.
    “The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.” Psalm 14:1

  13. oisha Says:

    (My last comment was to you atheiststooges – I’m quite at peace with the knowledge that not only are all humans descended from prehistoric apes but we ARE modern apes.)

    Good for you!
    I choose a higher order.
    Talking monkeys, breathing rocks and living mud, it’s all in the science of evolution. (snicker)

  14. Rob Rusbt Says:

    It always amazes that these “believers ” call upon evidence as their starting pont to attack non “believers”. There is patently reams of evidence for evolution yet absolutlely none for their own standpoint. I can point you in the direction of mountains of scientific evidence to prove evolution . Point me in the direction of ANY scientific evidence to prove the existence of God?
    And they call US stooges!
    Sad delusioned indoctrinated weak people!
    Their rhetoric is riddled with fear!!
    Why are they so afraid of reality and rationality??


    • Do all you idiot evolutionists all think you’re dime-store philosophers who never have to give a straight answer to any question — ever? I’ll ask it again: “What the hell does “evolution” have to do with science?” Do you have an answer? Or are you just full of shit? (That’s a rhetorical question — I know you’re full of shit.) Can you give me an answer, moron? (Or are you going to continue to fart out of your ass?) C’mon you can come up with one benefit, can’t you? (Fake it — you know how — you’re an evolutionist after all.)

      • livingdeadbeat Says:

        “What the hell does “evolution” have to do with science?”

        Firstly, its a bit nonsensical answering this question in much detail to someone who doesn’t seem to understand even the basics of the theory.

        Evolution is the corner stone of modern genetics, and has many applications such as artificial selection, the understanding of genetic disorders, prediction of pathogen mutations in antibiotic resistance etc.

        In other words our understanding of the evolutionary process actually provides real tangible benefits, benefits that ironically, cretins like yourself are happy to take advantage of while at the same time fighting to take us all back to the dark ages.

        Tell me, what practical applications does the ‘theory’ (lololol) of intelligent design or creationism have?

        Oh and those Norman borlaug figures are if anything and under estimate of the amount of lives he’s saved. You can’t just throw out statements such as “those figures are dubious at best” and offer no reasoning behind it. If you’re going to do that we might as well skip all this discussion and i’ll just say, the god of the bible doesn’t exist i win.


      • Spoken like a true believer!!!!
        Tired of being a blowhard? Then lay it out for me. Describe to me all
        of these imaginary creatures you *know* existed in the grand march from
        a small land mammal to a whale. And tell me how each successive
        creature was better adapted than the last.
        If you can’t do that — then you’re full of crap.

  15. Livingdeadbeat Says:

    Your response just confirmed that you have no idea what evolution is or the scientific method. It also illustrates your stupidity. Do you think that if someone on the internet, such as myself, can’t answer a question in such detail that would most likely cover a small book it discounts the theory?!

    Guess what? There are probably 10000000’s of questions i don’t know the answer to, and that does not provide any evidence, reason or argument against the case that they are claiming. There are things i don’t know about the theory of gravity…by your ‘logic’ that would discount the theory.

    The truth is the evolution of the whale is fairly well documented, and i’m not going to do all your work for you. If you’re too lazy to think for yourself and look these things up, while in turn believing in childish fairytales, that don’t demand a ny critical thinking and most of the developed world have grown out of by the age of 8, then no wonder you’re a Christian.

    Saying that, here are some of the forms that were instrumental in the evolution of the Whale. Mesonychids, pakicetus, ambulocetus, dalanistes, rodhocetus, takraceus, gaviocetius, dorudon, basilosaurus, mysticetes, odontocetes.

    And don’t think how i didn’t notice that you didn’t answer my question at all and just ignored it, changing the subject. Please provide a practical application for ID or creationism.

    “Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful.”


    • Is being a smart-ass with no answers a lot more fulfilling to you then ever having a more scientific answer than “I believe in evolution by faith”. What we (the skeptics) want is evidence for your religion, “evolution”. If the evidence is everywhere, why is it so hard to show it to us? You have *no* results, idiot. You’re a blowhard — nothing more. (Typical evolutionist).

      “Atheism is a disease of the soul before it becomes an error of understanding…..”
      Plato

      • livingdeadbeat Says:

        You still haven’t answered the question, that’s 3 times now.

        Please provide practical applications for ID.

        “Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day; teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime; give a man religion and he will die praying for a fish”


  16. When I came across this website, I actually thought I would find arguments against atheism and/or evolution.
    So far I have found nothing but ad hominem attacks.
    If you disagree with atheism and/or evolution, state why you disagree and provide evidence.
    I would suspect that your goal would be to bring atheists to Christ as the great commission commands (Matthew 28:18-20).
    Conversely, if you feel that atheists are “too far gone”, or that they have committed the unpardonable sin perhaps you should note the words of Matthew 7:6.
    Either way, I feel that this website does nothing to glorify Christ or to bring the lost to him.
    Am I wrong?


    • Yes, you are wrong.
      My first response is your claim that you’re allegedly coming here to “find arguments against atheism” while in the last paragraph you’ve stated that the website does nothing to “glorify Christ or bring the lost inward.”
      You sound either confused, or just another dime- a -dozen mocker of the truth.
      Either way you are wrong and need to re-read the website staring from the index page. You’ll find literally thousands of bits of truths on every page.

      • Charles Stevens Says:

        I think you’ve misunderstood my comment.
        I am an atheist and I have no qualms in saying it. However, I was (years ago) a bible literalist Christian. From my knowledge of the bible, a Christian is commissioned to preach the gospel of Christ. He is to exalt Jesus and teach others with love and compassion. Perhaps his primary duty on earth is to bring others to a saving knowledge of the redemption that Jesus has offered mankind.
        Admittedly, I have not read your entire website, however of what I have seen there is nothing in your words that would make a non-believer wish to emulate you or follow Christ. On the contrary, when I read the things you’ve written I can only imagine that any non-believer would recoil at the thought of having so much hatred and bitterness in his heart.
        As a Christian, can you honestly say that you believe that anything on your site has ever brought anyone to Christ?


      • I understood you perfectly.
        “Admittedly, I have not read your entire website, however of what I have seen there is nothing in your words that would make a non-believer wish to emulate you or follow Christ.”
        This is spiritual warfare.
        I am not out to convert anyone, so it is you that misunderstands my intent.
        Have you seen the vitriol out there on anti-theist sites?
        No wonder you God-Haters are the most mistrusted minority on the planet.

  17. Charles Stevens Says:

    If you are not out to convert anyone then you are not following what Jesus commanded.
    You are not a Christian.


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